sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
I remember trying one of these things for the first time. It was a true religions experience
do not read old emails, old texts, old logs, anything from someone you don’t interact with anymore. take out the trash, delete it all, purge it from your life. there’s no sense in keeping painful reminders no matter how fond they once were. this clutter no longer serves you; it just takes up valuable space.
956. A muggleborn gets a starbucks coffee machine (with all the shots) one Christmas, and decides she can’t do without it come OWLS so she brings it to Hogwarts. Within a week she is running a highly successful black market in frappuccinos, and McGonagall is in at 8:00 every morning to get her gingerbread latte.
(Source: jadeisqueenofwinter, via yourlifecoxswain)
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
|Persephone:||it pisses me off that people ignore the hymn to my mom that talks about how great we are together and instead believe this is against my will
|Persephone:||I mean I have you tied to the bed how would I not be into this
|Hades:||please can we not talk about your mom during sex it's really uncomfortable
black, green, blue, purple, teal!
Come here, you.
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen on this website and ever seen you do.